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    Be This A Lesson To Thee

    i went to the casino, its only 18 there so i can gamble. im doing alright with my 5 dolalrs but it is gone eventually. i have 40 in my wallet... 20 bucks later there are 6 red in a row (im playing roulette BTW) so im thinking "ITS GOT TO BE BLACK!" i slip my last $20 into the machine... RED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO SURE, I GOT COCKY!! AND IT WAS THE 7TH RED IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    the moral: when your low on gas and an hour away from home, dont gamble away your gas money.

    then i was bored and my buddy gives me dollar, so i hit the nickle slots. $20 dollars up and i cash out, give my buddy who gave me the dollar half and put the rest in my gas tank, i made it home. i also promised god id never gamble with money i didnt have again.

    45 DOLLARS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT WAS MONEY FOR MY AIR FILTER!!!!

    from now on, 5 dollars is all im taking.

    THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IS TO FOLD IT IN HALF AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET.
    Serenity's Dead.

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    P.S. CASINO MORONGO
    Serenity's Dead.

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      A friend of mine gave me a tip once, and it works pretty well:
      Put the money you're willing to lose in your left pocket. Money only comes out of this pocket.
      Put any winnings in your RIGHT pocket. money only goes INTO this pocket.
      When the left pocket is empty, leave. (3 years ago on my birthday I walked in with $20 and walked out with $100! Your results may vary, of course...)
      ~Mark.
      2002 Protege DX 5 speed, "Kenmore White," well-loved and a little over half paid-for

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