I was drivin around minding my own biddnes in my Civic DX buble back thats hooked up. I got the windows tinted, chromed out everything. Even my hubcaps, **** they look like rims when I'm driving. I pulled up at a stop light and saw my worst enemy.......... a domestic.
I looked over, it had Tenesee plates, flowmasters, big daisy muscle car rims, big radials, NASCAR stickers and Rust spots.
Thast **** sounded mean, yeah..... that was one mean lookin Wnnebago.
I cranked down my window and yelled at the big inbred southern hick. What you doin sucka?? He tilted his orange hunting hat an said "I'm Moving". I told him that he would be moving hella faster if he were driving a HOnda.
Thats when he started revvin his engine.
Damn it sounded mean. I wonder why he was even bothering to race... I gues hea didn't see the Type-R and GTR badges I bought at pep boys.
I was a little worried though cause my car ain;'t that fast off the line but I yook a screw driver and punched like 30 holes all over my muffler to ease backpressure so along with the aluminum wing I knew I had him in the top end. I took my car out of drive and revved it up as high as it would go.
I turned my upside down tennis visor backwards so it wouldn't obstruct my view. then I buckled my Type-r Yellow 4 point harness and sweated it out for the green.
BAAMMMM the light was green all hell broke loose I dropped it into drive and my tires screeched a little bit almost, I think.The Winnebago was haulin butt though...BAMMMM!!!! I pretend to manually shift to second. I gots the timing down now so my pretend shidts are always on target with the real ones.
****!!!!! That Winnebago was almost dead even with me, I hear his revs risin and he's hauling butt BAMMMMM!!!! I pretend shift to third and ****!!!! Bad shift and he starts pulling on me s I make a pissed off face and pretend to miss third.
To make it worse I hit a pothole and a hubcap goes flying off and his that big mobile home. **** that **** cost 6 bucks.
Ohno !!1 I'm rounding out third and this guys still pulling on me. I think really hard to myself ' what would the guy from the fast and the furious do?'
Oh yeah the red button on my steering wheel. HIT THE BUTTON!!! I reach down and hit the button, oh ****, I don't have nitrous. The button is to turn on all 57 of my smurf blue euro foglights!!!!!!
But this works to my advantage anyways as Blinding the domestic redneck racer temporarily.
My car hits fourth finally and I pull up to the rednecks rear quarter panel while he fumlbles around for his ZZ-top Ray bans.
I know I'm gonna win now. YES!!! I pull past the redneck reaching the death defying speed of 55 miles an hour.
Then throw on all 20 of my euro hazard lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Whew that was close. After this race I made sure to poke some more holes in my muffler to make sure it wouldn't happen again.
I looked over, it had Tenesee plates, flowmasters, big daisy muscle car rims, big radials, NASCAR stickers and Rust spots.
Thast **** sounded mean, yeah..... that was one mean lookin Wnnebago.
I cranked down my window and yelled at the big inbred southern hick. What you doin sucka?? He tilted his orange hunting hat an said "I'm Moving". I told him that he would be moving hella faster if he were driving a HOnda.
Thats when he started revvin his engine.
Damn it sounded mean. I wonder why he was even bothering to race... I gues hea didn't see the Type-R and GTR badges I bought at pep boys.
I was a little worried though cause my car ain;'t that fast off the line but I yook a screw driver and punched like 30 holes all over my muffler to ease backpressure so along with the aluminum wing I knew I had him in the top end. I took my car out of drive and revved it up as high as it would go.
I turned my upside down tennis visor backwards so it wouldn't obstruct my view. then I buckled my Type-r Yellow 4 point harness and sweated it out for the green.
BAAMMMM the light was green all hell broke loose I dropped it into drive and my tires screeched a little bit almost, I think.The Winnebago was haulin butt though...BAMMMM!!!! I pretend to manually shift to second. I gots the timing down now so my pretend shidts are always on target with the real ones.
****!!!!! That Winnebago was almost dead even with me, I hear his revs risin and he's hauling butt BAMMMMM!!!! I pretend shift to third and ****!!!! Bad shift and he starts pulling on me s I make a pissed off face and pretend to miss third.
To make it worse I hit a pothole and a hubcap goes flying off and his that big mobile home. **** that **** cost 6 bucks.
Ohno !!1 I'm rounding out third and this guys still pulling on me. I think really hard to myself ' what would the guy from the fast and the furious do?'
Oh yeah the red button on my steering wheel. HIT THE BUTTON!!! I reach down and hit the button, oh ****, I don't have nitrous. The button is to turn on all 57 of my smurf blue euro foglights!!!!!!
But this works to my advantage anyways as Blinding the domestic redneck racer temporarily.
My car hits fourth finally and I pull up to the rednecks rear quarter panel while he fumlbles around for his ZZ-top Ray bans.
I know I'm gonna win now. YES!!! I pull past the redneck reaching the death defying speed of 55 miles an hour.
Then throw on all 20 of my euro hazard lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Whew that was close. After this race I made sure to poke some more holes in my muffler to make sure it wouldn't happen again.
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