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    Girl Troubles Part 1

    This is killing me!!!!

    I am already crazy and insane! I need a female to bring the soft side back to me. Become a Pacifist or something again. As everyone can tell I don’t keep females for long. I was always negative minded about everything that drove my girl away : ( !
    Lately I have been finding stupid females who are about nothing. I had 2 females lie saying they had BMW’s and not even know the model of their rides. All they told me is that it’s a 2002. Another female lied about her age to me being 15 and looking 18. Another one that I met on AOL claimed to be a model and was 200 Pounds and 5’3… Another was ghetto and when I took a nap attempted to pull my pants down and have unprotected sex saying she wanted a baby with me. I woke up, lifted her up and flung her across the bed screaming at her.

    This sucks : (!

    I need a new Wifey or Gurlfriend Oh well i will just stick to drinking these until then.
    Oh yeah and loving the Protege.
    And staying insane !

    Oh yeah guess what i did !
    My neighboor stole my bike a long time ago, and pretends to be my friend right.
    He brought this old Mazda 626 and i begged for a test drive around the block. He said no, so i offered him $25 Bucks for a test drive and he said ok.
    BELIEVE ME, i did not wanna drive this lemon. But revenge must be done without any emotion !
    I took his car down the street, drive behind the church, put the car in Neutral, Red lined the piece of shyt and shifted it in drive a couple of times and drove it back to him pretending how his 626 was way better than my P5.
    LOL Weeks later his Tranny Died.
    NEVER STEAL MY 5 SPEED BMX BIKE and expect to get away with it !
    LMAO !!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOT FOR ME !
    Last edited by Lost_Conception; 10-14-2003, 04:06 AM.

    #2
    thats funny about his tranny.

    that ghetto chick needed her ass beat.

    my ex tried her best to talk me into getting her pregnant.
    i was like hell no! she even blackmaled me by saying
    that if i chose to use a condom that she wouldnt
    give me any!

    what kind of **** is that!?
    Mike A.

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      #3
      DAMN! lol. Im glad IM not ****ed up like thos gurls
      Sagaris

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        #4
        LOL slammed his 626 thats to great.

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          #5
          see what I mean man? **** that. Gimme a fat girl. Then I'll finally have a chick thats not out of my league. Then if she tries to say she's preggo, I'll be like, no ho, you just ate too much.
          I need some lovin too, but they all end up being fake cling offs.
          '93 protege DX 5 spd.

          yo mammy

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            #6
            Re: Girl Troubles Part 1

            Originally posted by Lost_Conception

            NEVER STEAL MY 5 SPEED BMX BIKE

            BMX bikes don't come with speeds. Are you sure you ever owned the bike in the first place?



            Anyway, tearing up someone else's car is retarded. Act like a man.
            "Never run out of real estate, traction & ideas at the same time"
            -93 MR2, 129 ES
            ClubProtege.com Tech Articles

            Originally posted by WTF
            Remember low compression makes more space for AIR, HEEELLOOOO!

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              #7
              o jessee.

              u take the humour outta things.

              lighten up. drink a
              Mike A.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bubbashane
                o jessee.

                u take the humour outta things.

                lighten up. drink a
                humor to me is reading people's posts about bull**** they come up with out of their ass and try to perpetuate it.
                "Never run out of real estate, traction & ideas at the same time"
                -93 MR2, 129 ES
                ClubProtege.com Tech Articles

                Originally posted by WTF
                Remember low compression makes more space for AIR, HEEELLOOOO!

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                  #9
                  Well i made a mistake you stupid bitch.

                  So Gay Jesse shut the **** up.

                  Before i come **** your ride up.
                  How about i steal something of yours and see what you do.

                  Your pussy ass probaly do nothing.

                  Stupid Geek Smart mouthed bastard talking **** behind the computer. Why dont we meet and you say what you have to say to my face.

                  I promise you i will make sure you drive home in your ugly car with no teeth. lol
                  Last edited by Lost_Conception; 10-21-2003, 05:36 PM.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lost_Conception
                    Well i made a mistake you stupid bitch.

                    So Gay Jesse shut the **** up.

                    Before i come **** your ride up.
                    How about i steal something of yours and see what you do.

                    Your pussy ass probaly do nothing.

                    Stupid Geek Smart mouthed bastard talking **** behind the computer. Why dont we meet and you say what you have to say to my face.

                    I promise you i will make sure you drive home in your ugly car with no teeth. lol

                    LOOK OUT!!

                    ITS AN E-THUG!
                    1996 Pontiac Grand Am

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                      #11
                      Yes we have established that Jesse is an asshole. Lets accept it and get on with our lives now. It was NO different on P Club! He was Psuedo RealityX there.
                      Sagaris

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Motegi
                        Yes we have established that Jesse is an asshole. Lets accept it and get on with our lives now. It was NO different on P Club! He was Psuedo RealityX there.
                        Yea, once an asshole, always an asshole.
                        My OLD Car

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                          #13
                          **** this E Thug ****.

                          I am serious, anyone that got a problem, lets meet up and settle this. Since you think i am a E THUG I am serious about meeting up to woop some ass .

                          **** THIS MUTHA****'IN FORUM !

                          I WILL BAN MY MUTHA****ING SELF

                          PEACE OUT

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                            #14
                            All i did was post my thoughts and some fag try to bash me.

                            I am serious my cell is 240-286-8266 u call me up ****ers and set up a meeting date

                            Oh yeah my name is Shawn ****ers and ignore the gay voice mail some girl made me do it
                            Last edited by Lost_Conception; 10-21-2003, 09:01 PM.

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                              #15
                              damn shawn, don't get all worked up on some internet forum...

                              '04 Titanium RX-8

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