This is killing me!!!!
I am already crazy and insane! I need a female to bring the soft side back to me. Become a Pacifist or something again. As everyone can tell I don’t keep females for long. I was always negative minded about everything that drove my girl away : ( !
Lately I have been finding stupid females who are about nothing. I had 2 females lie saying they had BMW’s and not even know the model of their rides. All they told me is that it’s a 2002. Another female lied about her age to me being 15 and looking 18. Another one that I met on AOL claimed to be a model and was 200 Pounds and 5’3… Another was ghetto and when I took a nap attempted to pull my pants down and have unprotected sex saying she wanted a baby with me. I woke up, lifted her up and flung her across the bed screaming at her.
This sucks : (!
I need a new Wifey or Gurlfriend Oh well i will just stick to drinking these until then.
Oh yeah and loving the Protege.
And staying insane !
Oh yeah guess what i did !
My neighboor stole my bike a long time ago, and pretends to be my friend right.
He brought this old Mazda 626 and i begged for a test drive around the block. He said no, so i offered him $25 Bucks for a test drive and he said ok.
BELIEVE ME, i did not wanna drive this lemon. But revenge must be done without any emotion !
I took his car down the street, drive behind the church, put the car in Neutral, Red lined the piece of shyt and shifted it in drive a couple of times and drove it back to him pretending how his 626 was way better than my P5.
LOL Weeks later his Tranny Died.
NEVER STEAL MY 5 SPEED BMX BIKE and expect to get away with it !
LMAO !!!!!
WOOOOOOOOT FOR ME !
I am already crazy and insane! I need a female to bring the soft side back to me. Become a Pacifist or something again. As everyone can tell I don’t keep females for long. I was always negative minded about everything that drove my girl away : ( !
Lately I have been finding stupid females who are about nothing. I had 2 females lie saying they had BMW’s and not even know the model of their rides. All they told me is that it’s a 2002. Another female lied about her age to me being 15 and looking 18. Another one that I met on AOL claimed to be a model and was 200 Pounds and 5’3… Another was ghetto and when I took a nap attempted to pull my pants down and have unprotected sex saying she wanted a baby with me. I woke up, lifted her up and flung her across the bed screaming at her.
This sucks : (!
I need a new Wifey or Gurlfriend Oh well i will just stick to drinking these until then.
Oh yeah and loving the Protege.
And staying insane !
Oh yeah guess what i did !
My neighboor stole my bike a long time ago, and pretends to be my friend right.
He brought this old Mazda 626 and i begged for a test drive around the block. He said no, so i offered him $25 Bucks for a test drive and he said ok.
BELIEVE ME, i did not wanna drive this lemon. But revenge must be done without any emotion !
I took his car down the street, drive behind the church, put the car in Neutral, Red lined the piece of shyt and shifted it in drive a couple of times and drove it back to him pretending how his 626 was way better than my P5.
LOL Weeks later his Tranny Died.
NEVER STEAL MY 5 SPEED BMX BIKE and expect to get away with it !
LMAO !!!!!
WOOOOOOOOT FOR ME !
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