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    Hilarious Ebay auction!



    Dan
    dreesemonkey

    #2
    Re: Hilarious Ebay auction!

    Originally posted by funkdaddysmack
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998

    its up to 860 dollars!

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      #3
      How come his exwife owned them and he now has them??? What kind of settlement was that??? WTF?
      2001 ES (Featured at SoundDomain)

      Pioneer/SoundStream/JBL/Coustic/Elemental Designs/Focal/
      KnuKonceptz/Lightning Audio/SoundQuest/Tiff/
      Gel America/Dynamo Deep Cycle Battery/
      Groundkit

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        #4
        Originally posted by MisterT
        How come his exwife owned them and he now has them??? What kind of settlement was that??? WTF?
        she forgot them in the house

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          #5
          Anyone see that the auction's counter was up to 45,317

          HOLY ****.

          That guy is funny as hell - and he's laughing all the way to the bank with that $860 bid. And according to the feedback left by the seller for the winner, it was paid.

          ~HH

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            #6
            dude, ive got some mint beanie babies from when i was a kid...maybe i should sell

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              #7
              Ya know...my wife was once INTO the beanie baby thing...she has tons of them...they are all boxed up and put away now...except just a few...hmmmmm she has been griping lately that its not fair that I have been making money on ebay selling some of my old motorcycle parts...and she needs to find something to sell too....hmmmmm guess I will suggest all those stuffed critters she has. :{D
              '02' Vivid Yellow P-5 / 5-Speed / MoonRoof / Rota Battles with Yokohama ES 100's 215/40/17 / Tinted Windows / Bosal Cat-Back / Injen CAI / B&M Short Throw Shifter/kartboy Bushings / Eibach Pro Kit and....oh yeah, and that BAD Ass flaming skull on the back quarter windows!

              '02' Black Mica P-5 (wifes)
              5-Speed / Tinted Windows / Polished Wheels
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                #8
                best part...

                "I don't think my ex-wife was in the Black Market Beanie Trade..but then again, I didn't know she was having an affair either!"


                No more protege, Mx-3 now...Only known BP powered Mx-3 in Nova Scotia

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                  #9
                  This auction is not as good as the Beanies, but it is pretty funny.

                  2000 Chevy Prism - Grocery getting daily driver.

                  91 Pro LX - K&N Cone filter, MX-3 Seats, SE-R Shift boot, ZX2 struts, Terra springs w/ 1.75" drop.

                  94 Pro DX - Totaled

                  87 Jetta GLI - Sold

                  Drag racing is for fast cars, Autocross is for fast drivers.

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                    #10
                    Hey!
                    I used to have a mark 2 jetta. That thing kicked ass and ran a 16 second quater mile. The paint was chiping all over and the car was rusting where the paint chipped. And the thing had 125000 miles with 50000 scratched into the beam that the door closes on so the actual milage was closer to 170000 miles. On one of the rear wheels the lug nuts started to come off so at about 80 I hear a thump thump thump drive somemore pull to the side of the road to find that a couple more miles this thing might have came off and something really ungood could have happened.


                    Here is another funny thing I got off an ebay auction. When I saw it I had to copy it down.

                    You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet, its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired already, just enough to feel your music, but not to irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if your a punk ass bitch who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then buring your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of eneregy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they dont know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your ****ty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level buisness workers in thier early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquify your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will give you as you pass and let them listen to your outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer: -No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter. And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please dont hesiate to ask. My profile and feedback is immaculate. Thank you. Happy Easter!
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                    On Apr-21-03 at 10:02:47 PDT, seller added the following information:
                    I forgot to mention, this system is less than one year old, it was only installed in my Ford Bronco for 3 months, it took up to much room, and I had it removed, it has been sitting in its original box in a climate controlled eviornment since then August 2002. It is being sold "AS IS" , however I have no doubts it is in exlemplary working condition.


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                    On Apr-21-03 at 20:00:56 PDT, seller added the following information:
                    NOTE: Due to the overwhelming amounts of emails I am getting about the item description, and people trying to hire me, and publish my writings...If you would like to get in contact with me directly about getting some more "TRUTH" from me, please email me at KIRSCHE@CITADEL.EDU Thank you. and SEMPER FI

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                      #11
                      God 860 for stuffed animals

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