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    Rice's tale of epic revenge

    This is slightly a long story.
    Long long ago about last week some time I was driving the 323. It was a beautiful day with the flowers blooming and the deers screwin. I was on my way home from one of my many junkyard endavores and a MP5 decides to tailgate me. I grow aggrivated with it and make an illegal pass so that the P5 driver is stuck behind a slower moving car. When allowed the P5 makes a pass and is stuck behind me again So when its my time to turn off the road I make a last minute right to be a tool to them.

    Fast forward a week to today:

    I'm approaching an intersection in my 4x4 toyota work truck and I notice a yellow P5 comming up to me pretty fast and I instantly knew it was the same P5 I tell my friend "thats the P5 that was tailgating me the other day" (I was actually on the phone with him the day he was tailing me) so as I'm comming to a complete stop next thing I know is BAMMM I look to my friend who is in the truck to me and was damn I just got hit.... Thats what he gets for tailing me the other day. I don't think he recognized me from last week.
    My truck has a steel bumper so it ****ed his **** up pretty good
    Only damage I have is a cracked tail light and a little dent in the bed


    **** yo headlight bitch
    I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow the seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

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    Oh and by the way that shot in your banner with Vin Diesel's car getting shot, thats a civic not an altezza.

    #2
    I was really hoping you blew the 323 motor

    You're a bigger ass than me.

    How the hell is your tail light messed up?

    and way to fuc- up his car bra. Those are expensive o.O
    Beater=/= Sleeper

    Originally posted by kozzman555
    kitty, you are a hilarious woman
    Originally posted by HopelessCow
    there is one thing i dunno what is that call,a thing look like a gun, u press the button and stick to the metal and it makes firework, do i need that thing?and what s the philip head screw drivers?
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      #3
      hahahahaha. He must think a drop and some nice rims makes him fast
      1993 Protege LX-Midnight's shadow SOLD
      1996 Honda CBR600-Wrecked. Damn Honda crippled me
      2002 mazda MPV-family truckster SOLD
      2010 VW routon

      Originally posted by jay
      .....they totally underestimated the number of gearheads such as myself that have families but refuse to grow the hell up and stop playing with cars, or that otherwise see the utility of having 4 doors. Obviously I ain't alone, as there are a helluva lotta sti and evo here. Bueler? Beuler? Mazda? Mazda?

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        #4
        IDK Nate ,you and MATT seem to live quite exciting lives .

        Wheels fallen off,getting rearended,engines blowin up ,girl sayin shes knocked up just for S&G's.
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          #5
          we keep it real in the south.
          Beater=/= Sleeper

          Originally posted by kozzman555
          kitty, you are a hilarious woman
          Originally posted by HopelessCow
          there is one thing i dunno what is that call,a thing look like a gun, u press the button and stick to the metal and it makes firework, do i need that thing?and what s the philip head screw drivers?
          Using Linux for anything serious besides server or software dev is like using a tin can and a string for telecommunications.

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            #6
            hells yea.
            I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow the seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

            ._________________________
            |.....Overnight....................| ||
            |.....Japan Parts.................| |'|";,___.
            |_..._...____________======||_|_|...,]
            "(@)'(@)""'''''''''''''"'''"**|(@)(@)*****"(@)
            Oh and by the way that shot in your banner with Vin Diesel's car getting shot, thats a civic not an altezza.

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              #7
              yeah even managed to get the side marker to pop out the front bumper....lol
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                #8
                ...wow...road rage ftl.....this is not a funny story........****ed up IMO

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                  #9
                  lawls
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                    #10
                    Karma sucks unless it works in your favor like this time...well...you still have some damage. Shame it was a P5 that did this. I had a guy in an Altima yesterday come flying up on me in the Miata after I changed into his lane like 150ft infront of him. He came right on me with that "I'm going to act like I'm going to hit you" look, so right when he got close I pulled the parking brake and he slammed on the brakes and really almost did hit me. It was stupid on my part, but after he did that I clapped for him and he then stayed waaaaaay back from me.

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                      #11
                      stupid people that don't know how to drive normal! lol

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                        #12
                        MazKid- bawhahaha!!!!! Funny a$$ hell! Once in a while, I will push my friend's car when we are in a stoplight. lol Everyone is looking at us weird because we are laughing! hahaha!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mx-3_4evr View Post
                          MazKid- bawhahaha!!!!! Funny a$$ hell! Once in a while, I will push my friend's car when we are in a stoplight. lol Everyone is looking at us weird because we are laughing! hahaha!
                          me and my friend do that with our work trucks.
                          Mazkid, I do the same thing to tools that act like they own the road.
                          Karma really was in my favor this month
                          I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow the seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

                          ._________________________
                          |.....Overnight....................| ||
                          |.....Japan Parts.................| |'|";,___.
                          |_..._...____________======||_|_|...,]
                          "(@)'(@)""'''''''''''''"'''"**|(@)(@)*****"(@)
                          Oh and by the way that shot in your banner with Vin Diesel's car getting shot, thats a civic not an altezza.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by mx-3_4evr View Post
                            MazKid- bawhahaha!!!!! Funny a$$ hell! Once in a while, I will push my friend's car when we are in a stoplight. lol Everyone is looking at us weird because we are laughing! hahaha!
                            my roommate and I do this between his S10 and the protege. I actually had him push me through a green light once, till about 15mph, then I took off. people laugh
                            No car! I soldz it. Now I have a truck. I like it, but apparently it has a hard time keeping up with a slightly modified 4WD protege with half the hp. Neat.

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                              #15
                              Must admit its fun when your in twos, in cars your not worries too much about. I pushed my buddies old Nissan into an intersection ata red at night when there was only a few ppl around. it was funny since they where all in our lanes. Good times, good times.
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