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    Eclipses are the worst

    I was getting **** tired of my friend bragging about his new Mitsu****ty Eclipse...well not new..about '95 I think. Anywho, so after work we went to the bottoms ( that's where everyone races and has car sex in this hick town) and lined them up. It was a whole mile stretch. We took off and that mofo never had anything on me, in fact I beat him more than I thought I ever would. (and if I didn't I could always embarras the **** out of him in my 5.0 Mustang :p ) At the quarter mile mark I was about 3 car lenghts ahead of him... at the half about 7 and then at the end ... well I don't know I could bearly see him. It could have been the fact that he sucked ass at shifting since he had a manual. But even if he didn't suck, I would have beat him anyways. I guess he thought that buying a $4k car that he saw on Fast and the Furious would be insta-speed ( not to mention the top speed on the mitsu was 120Mph at the beginning of the movie, what a POS)

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    top speed in it was 140..... "I topped my car out at 140 this morning" "I need NAWS!"

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      #3
      LOL oops .... can tell I didn't like the movie too much , eh? I think I stoped watching it to go outside and play with a real car....the PROTEGE OF POWER
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        #4
        maybe you should have switched cars and run again. Then you would have been 100% sure about which car is faster.
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          #5
          Um well what kind of eclipse was it rs, gs, gs-t, gsx bc if it was a turbo version it would pretty much kill you so im asuming its not the turbo version
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            #6
            i love racing Eclipse's and Talon's because they get their big jump off the line and then i just rip past them in about 3rd gear. Even the 13-second Talon's i just kill on a rolling start.

            now only if i can get my 60-fts under 2.2
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              #7
              I don't care for Eclipses....but good kill it would have been bad if it was the turbo version.....Go Protege Power.....rofl
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                #8
                yuh nice kills but if that thing was turbo i think he would be making the same comments about your car that you made on his
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by UrBaNsTyLe55
                  yuh nice kills but if that thing was turbo i think he would be making the same comments about your car that you made on his
                  yep, very true
                  the turbos are the "spyders", right?


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                    #10
                    gs-t
                    According to my Anger Management Counselor, after 26 weeks of anger management class, I should be an expert when it comes to Anger Management...tell that to the guy who threw a starburst at my car in rush hour traffic...haha


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                      #11
                      both the gs-t and ths spyders, and also the gs-x(4wheel drive turbo)
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                        #12
                        Hehe it wasn't Turbo ... he said it was, but he is full of .... We did switch cars the other day....soooo slow his was :p He alos said his car went 195Mph. That's just the type of people I want to bash their head in whenever they start talking.
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                          #13
                          LOL

                          im guessing he had the majestic 1.8l.....whopping like 90 crank hp


                          the N/A 4g63 or 420a should still have beat you, so if its one ofthose motors im guessing he shifted REALLY HORRIBLY like really really ****ty at like 3000 rpms every shift.

                          all spyder means is convertible.....95-99 was second generation eclipse with RS, GS, GST (turbo) and GSX (turbo AWD) models.....spyder was available in GS, GST, and GSX i beleive.

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                            #14
                            my eclipse owns joo!!........................... ............... ...........
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                              #15
                              Funny thing is...I think I depressed him so much (seeing that he thought this Eclipse could beat my 300Hp Mustang GT) he is trading in his car for a Honda Del Sol. Which this paticular Del **** isn't all that great, I saw it in town - I see about everyone's car in town because the population is only 3,000 - and it is so a peice of crap, looks it any way, the paint was definatly done by spray paint cans from Wal-Mart, or so it looks. It doesn't even have a clear coat. It has one of those stupid ricey huge spoilers on the back. The best thing is this guy said "I'm getting this car for CHEAP I'm giving him my car plus $2k , and for $1300 more I get a body kit!"
                              Anyone who wants to throw a 1st gen Protege my way, is welcome.
                              <A HREF="http://www.wihandyman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11000">Listen to my Protege song or die.</A>

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