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    The Penis Study

    In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $18,000,000.00, the researchers concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to enhance the man's pleasure during sex.

    After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own. After $250,000.00 and three years of research, the Swedes concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Poland, unsatisfied with both findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and at a cost of around $75.46, the Poles concluded that the head was larger than the shaft in order to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the head.


    Bonus: Finally an answer to one of mankind's most frequently asked questions.

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking extremely upset and pissed-off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

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    #2
    rofl, ohhh poland

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      #3
      pfffff LOL! Ah me....
      1992 Mazda Protege DX Manual - 5/30/2006 R.I.P
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        #4
        :rofl:

        good one mike.
        The T3 BP MX-3 conversion has begun, and is taking forever & will kill me.

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          #5
          Us Polish people are smart with our money! We don't need no stinkin thousands of dollars to prove something!
          **SOLD** 93 EGT with more suspension mods then your average riced out civic's # of decals + useless "bling/style/culture" mods! **SOLD**
          95 EGT New beater! And gawd damnit shes NOT pink!

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            #6
            Two Polish brothers emmigrate to America and buy a farm in Massachusetts. They decide to raise chickens and consequently buy a flock of Rhode Island Reds which they proceed to plant feet first in a freshly plowed field. After two weeks, the chickens all die. Puzzled and upset, the brothers write a letter to the Agricultural Department of the University of Warsaw detailing their experience. A short time later, they receive a reply from the University in which they are instructed to buy a new flock of chickens, but this time to plant them head first.

            Following the instructions, the brothers obtain a second flock of chickens and plant them head first in the same field. Unfortunately, a few days later the second flock of chickens also dies. Again, the brothers write to the Ag Dept of the University of Warsaw describing their failure even though they exactly followed the instructions they had been given. In less than a week, they receive a letter back from the University. Upon opening the letter, they read the one sentence reply: "Send us a soil sample."

            Happy Motoring!
            02 DX Millenium Red - The Penultimate Driving Machine
            MP3 Strut Tower Bar kit; Cusco Front Lower Arm Tie Bar
            MSP Springs, Struts, Stabilizer Bars, Trailing Links, #3 Engine Mount
            Kartboy Stabilizer Bar Bushings; Nyloil Shifter Bushings; Red Line MT-90 Gear Oil
            MP3 Shifter, Knob and Aluminum Pedal Set
            Suvlights HD Wiring Harness; Osram Night Breaker H4 Bulbs; Exide Edge AGM Battery
            Summer: 5Zigen FN01R-C 16 x 7" Wheels; Yoko S.drive 205/45-16s
            Winter: Enkei OR52 16 x 7" Wheels; Falken Ziex ZE-912 205/45-16s
            Modified OEM Air Intake; Racing Beat Exhaust System; Techna-Fit SS Clutch Line
            Denso SKJ16CR-L11 Extended Tip Spark Plugs; Magnecor Wires
            Power Slot Front Brake Rotors; Techna-Fit SS Brake Lines; Hawk HPS Pads
            Red Line Synthetic Engine Oil; C/S Aluminum Oil Cap
            Cyberdyne Digital Gauges: Tach; Ambient Air Temp; Voltmeter

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