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    Important New Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

    As reported by CBS News Washington, DC bureau and excerpted from the following article:
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    According to the research of Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, sperm is the most effective way to cure morning sickness due to pregnancy. But not just any sperm is effective, it should be the sperm of the one who got you pregnant.

    Gallup believes the reason that a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in her body due to the pregnancy. He goes on to say that his findings indicate that the woman's body will initially reject the father's semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. According to Gallup, the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father's sperm so her body can build up a tolerance to what's already inside her body.

    Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information which demonstrated that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia. This condition refers to the development of high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.
    The involvement of immune mechanisms in the aetiology of preeclampsia is often suggested. Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows …


    Presented in the interest of science and for humanity. It's good to know that this technique can help women to eliminate one of the more uncomfortable aspects of early pregnancy.

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    THANK YOU!!! I'm gonna print this out, and carry it with me at all times!
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      #3
      You're welcome. Yes, this is definitely the kind of information that should be more widely inseminated.

      Happy Motoring!
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      MP3 Strut Tower Bar kit; Cusco Front Lower Arm Tie Bar
      MSP Springs, Struts, Stabilizer Bars, Trailing Links, #3 Engine Mount
      Kartboy Stabilizer Bar Bushings; Nyloil Shifter Bushings; Red Line MT-90 Gear Oil
      MP3 Shifter, Knob and Aluminum Pedal Set
      Suvlights HD Wiring Harness; Osram Night Breaker H4 Bulbs; Exide Edge AGM Battery
      Summer: 5Zigen FN01R-C 16 x 7" Wheels; Yoko S.drive 205/45-16s
      Winter: Enkei OR52 16 x 7" Wheels; Falken Ziex ZE-912 205/45-16s
      Modified OEM Air Intake; Racing Beat Exhaust System; Techna-Fit SS Clutch Line
      Denso SKJ16CR-L11 Extended Tip Spark Plugs; Magnecor Wires
      Power Slot Front Brake Rotors; Techna-Fit SS Brake Lines; Hawk HPS Pads
      Red Line Synthetic Engine Oil; C/S Aluminum Oil Cap
      Cyberdyne Digital Gauges: Tach; Ambient Air Temp; Voltmeter

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        #4
        I kept telling the wifey to just keep blowing me while we drive and she wouldn't get motion sickness anymore......oh wait, you said morning sickness. Oh well, works both ways
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        Originally posted by jay
        .....they totally underestimated the number of gearheads such as myself that have families but refuse to grow the hell up and stop playing with cars, or that otherwise see the utility of having 4 doors. Obviously I ain't alone, as there are a helluva lotta sti and evo here. Bueler? Beuler? Mazda? Mazda?

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