so im going to another pizza hut (i work there) to get some green bellpeppers because we ran out. i pull to a light and as im slowing down what do i see there? its a new si hatchback!!! my friend says no, your gonna get ur ass kicked. i rev up anyway. before we can go a car is turning and in the intersection. the ass actually goes before im clear to go. of course hes a rich kid with a new car he cant handle. CCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIRRRRPPPPPPP, he burns out, as opposed to my chirp which was next to nothing. so i caught even with him for his mistake. i believe it was carma for his dishonorable start. we go neck and neck and as we hit 2nd he does it again CCCHHHIIIRRRPPP!!!!! but im excited and **** up and do it as well. basically my front bumper is about a foot behind his the entire time. a suburban is in my lane so when im too close i shut down just as i top off 2nd.
so i didnt win. but the victory here is not being in front, it is that fact that he could get me off him no matter how he tried. my understanding is that im pushing a whopping 114 at the wheels right? and hes supposed to have 180? i cant see a civic weighing that much more then my car. needless to say my friend was impressed by the MIGHTY MAZDA!!! GRRR!!!
so i didnt win. but the victory here is not being in front, it is that fact that he could get me off him no matter how he tried. my understanding is that im pushing a whopping 114 at the wheels right? and hes supposed to have 180? i cant see a civic weighing that much more then my car. needless to say my friend was impressed by the MIGHTY MAZDA!!! GRRR!!!
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