i went to the casino, its only 18 there so i can gamble. im doing alright with my 5 dolalrs but it is gone eventually. i have 40 in my wallet... 20 bucks later there are 6 red in a row (im playing roulette BTW) so im thinking "ITS GOT TO BE BLACK!" i slip my last $20 into the machine... RED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO SURE, I GOT COCKY!! AND IT WAS THE 7TH RED IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the moral: when your low on gas and an hour away from home, dont gamble away your gas money.
then i was bored and my buddy gives me dollar, so i hit the nickle slots. $20 dollars up and i cash out, give my buddy who gave me the dollar half and put the rest in my gas tank, i made it home. i also promised god id never gamble with money i didnt have again.
45 DOLLARS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT WAS MONEY FOR MY AIR FILTER!!!!
from now on, 5 dollars is all im taking.
THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IS TO FOLD IT IN HALF AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET.
the moral: when your low on gas and an hour away from home, dont gamble away your gas money.
then i was bored and my buddy gives me dollar, so i hit the nickle slots. $20 dollars up and i cash out, give my buddy who gave me the dollar half and put the rest in my gas tank, i made it home. i also promised god id never gamble with money i didnt have again.
45 DOLLARS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT WAS MONEY FOR MY AIR FILTER!!!!
from now on, 5 dollars is all im taking.
THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IS TO FOLD IT IN HALF AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET.
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