Joke: Work vs Prison

[bruce95fmla]

Subject: Work Vs. Prison


Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this
should make things a bit clearer....


IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an
8 X 10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your
time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you
pay for it.

IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security
card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees
on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no
work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your
time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!

[Mazda96Protege]

bwahahaha thats fukkin great!!!

but sadly true at the same time!

[jnorion]

Hmm, maybe stealing money IS worth it...

[bruce95fmla]

funny when you think about it ... lol it's soooooo true.

[mzdachik98]

lol......VERY true

[Rayman]

depressing, good thing i actually love my [current] job, and i dont work in a cubicle...i have one but i'm never there. i had an old job like that tho...office space style. good riddance

[bp_turbo'd]

haha true free 3 meals a day is all i care about its gettin expensive out here eh?