In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $18,000,000.00, the researchers concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to enhance the man's pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own. After $250,000.00 and three years of research, the Swedes concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with both findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and at a cost of around $75.46, the Poles concluded that the head was larger than the shaft in order to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the head.
Bonus: Finally an answer to one of mankind's most frequently asked questions.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking extremely upset and pissed-off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
Happy Motoring!
After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own. After $250,000.00 and three years of research, the Swedes concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with both findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and at a cost of around $75.46, the Poles concluded that the head was larger than the shaft in order to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the head.
Bonus: Finally an answer to one of mankind's most frequently asked questions.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking extremely upset and pissed-off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
Happy Motoring!
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