So...we've got some sick members aboard..

[91ProtegeLX]

Read this AIM convo between me and Jho...


hoShizzLe: i got high, drunk, and laid, all in that order
V8Blazer327: ****ing aye!!
JhoShizzLe: yeah
V8Blazer327: weed is bad !
JhoShizzLe: i know i know
JhoShizzLe: i knew you were going to say that
V8Blazer327: lol
V8Blazer327: was the girl hot?
JhoShizzLe: im not a smoker
JhoShizzLe: i hate smoking
JhoShizzLe: i ahte drugs
V8Blazer327: sure..you know your a ****ing meth head
JhoShizzLe: i never do it eaither, but i gave in to pp
JhoShizzLe: and the girl, uhh i wouldnt wanna wake up to her
JhoShizzLe: lol
JhoShizzLe: it was a place to put my erection tho
V8Blazer327: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
V8Blazer327: thats going in my sig man!
JhoShizzLe: do it!
JhoShizzLe: but listen to this
JhoShizzLe: apparently she was on the rag, and i went in raw
JhoShizzLe: not good!
V8Blazer327: ahhh man....ahhhh man.....
V8Blazer327: i dont even know what to say to that
V8Blazer327: lol
JhoShizzLe: i know
JhoShizzLe: it was a mistake
V8Blazer327: lmao...thats sick man!
JhoShizzLe: i know
V8Blazer327: *mental picture*......AHHHHHHHHHHH!
JhoShizzLe: but there was no blood so i dunno
V8Blazer327: it musta been a light day
JhoShizzLe: yeah and unfortuantely, i saw her agin the next morning, and she said she wasnt ont eh rag anymore, so who knows

[91ProtegeLX]

round 2:

JhoShizzLe: you ****er
JhoShizzLe: listen to this
JhoShizzLe: it gets better
V8Blazer327: lmao!
JhoShizzLe: she was so wasted that she didnt know who i was
JhoShizzLe: she was calling me andrew while we were banguing
JhoShizzLe: and i was like "what"?
JhoShizzLe: oh well, i put my head down and ****ed liek a rabid rhino
V8Blazer327: hahahahahhahaha
JhoShizzLe: then somone opened the door and saw what we were doing, so they opened the door and put the light on
JhoShizzLe: everyone took a peak
JhoShizzLe: of my ass in the air
JhoShizzLe: lol
V8Blazer327: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
JhoShizzLe: i know what they were thinking too, they were like, thats a nice ass
JhoShizzLe: theres more
JhoShizzLe: so then she falls off the bed and passes out
JhoShizzLe: i was like what do i do now, finish or leave
V8Blazer327: ohh no u didnt!
V8Blazer327: lol
JhoShizzLe: no i got up and walked out intot he aprty with the ole boner in teh pants
V8Blazer327: lol
JhoShizzLe: and then i started kissing another guirl
JhoShizzLe: i hot one this time
JhoShizzLe: lol
JhoShizzLe: but the best part was how i boned her
JhoShizzLe: i just took her pants off
JhoShizzLe: and slipped the panties over a lil bit
JhoShizzLe: didnt bother takin em off
V8Blazer327: lol
V8Blazer327: were they blood stained?
JhoShizzLe: and i didnt drop my pants either
JhoShizzLe: i just pulled em down to the knees
JhoShizzLe: and i had the work boots on
JhoShizzLe: those are legendary

[Suzuka323]

This **** doesn't surprise me! JBitch is a sick SumBitch!

[91ProtegeLX]

lol

[Jho]

Way to go Darren, at least I can keep a boner. Should I tell the world about your erectile disfunction problem?

[Jho]

This **** doesn't surprise me! JBitch is a sick SumBitch!

.......by the way, don't put your **** in a chick on the rag you sick mother****er!

LOL, Matt.

Better than a guys ass you sick freak.

[jamaican]

LOL!! a place to put your erection, with you 100% man. ****ing with shoes on is classic

[91ProtegeLX]

Way to go Darren, at least I can keep a boner. Should I tell the world about your erectile disfunction problem?

IS that the best you got...cmon man, i expected more from you!

[Suzuka323]

Better than a guys ass you sick freak.

I already figured that, but I appreciate the warning though. Boy, it sounds like you've had some experiences, chicks on the rag, terrible gay sex, you just never really surprise me, at least this time it was with a girl. You're moving up in the world!

[Jho]

Lmfao!

[Suzuka323]

Lmfao!

Cause you're never had your lifes sexual experiences summed up like that?

Glad I could be of some entertainment.

[Jho]

Cause you're never had your lifes sexual experiences summed up like that?

Glad I could be of some entertainment.

I put a bloody treat in the box I'm sending you. That's why I haven't sent it out yet.

[91ProtegeLX]

ahhhh..sick!

Its gonna be a dried up scab by the time he gets it.

[Suzuka323]

I'll send you a..... well lets just say I should get paid for what I'm sending you.

I'll give you a hint, it's in a medical jar and most people give it away for free.

[silver03p5]

lol silly. you guys disgust me