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    Anthropologist: Modern Man a Wimp

    I was just reminded of this so I decided to repost it here.

    Read this and weep, wimps, you know who you are.

    As reported by Reuters, London.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...=11604&sp=true

    Australian anthropologist Peter McAllister has just written a book titled "Manthropology: The Science of the Inadequate Modern Male."

    Writes McAllister in the opening sentence of his prologue, "If you're reading this then you - or the male you have bought it for - are the worst man in history." He continues, "No ifs, no buts - the worst man, period... As a class we are in fact the sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet."

    Based on his research, McAllister finds evidence that he believes proves modern man is inferior to his predecessors in, among other fields, the basic Olympic disciplines of running and jumping. Some examples follow.

    Many prehistoric Australian Aboriginals could have outrun world 100 and 200 meters record holder Usain Bolt in modern conditions.

    Some Tutsi men in Rwanda exceeded the current world high jump record of 2.45 meters during initiation ceremonies in which they had to jump at least their own height to progress to manhood. According to McAllister, photos taken by a German anthropologist in the early years of last century showed young Tutsi men jumping heights of up to 2.52 meters.

    Roman legions completed more than one-and-a-half marathons a day carrying more than half their body weight in equipment.

    Athens employed more than 30,000 rowers who could all exceed the achievements of modern oarsmen.

    Australian aboriginals threw a hardwood spear 110 meters or more while the current world javelin record is 98.48 meters.

    A Neanderthal woman had 10% more muscle bulk than modern European man. Trained to capacity she would have reached 90% of Arnold Schwarzenegger's bulk at his peak in the 1970s. Because of a quirk of her physiology, giving her a much shorter lower arm, any Neanderthal woman could have slammed his arm to the table in an arm-wrestling contest.

    For the evidence supporting these contentions, read the article.

    Why Have We Wimped Out?
    According to the author, we are relatively inactive these days and have been since the emergence of the industrial revolution. At its start, there are statistics about how much harder people worked then. Consequently, they were much more robust than we are.

    The human body is very plastic and it responds to stress. We have lost 40% of the shafts of our long bones because we have much less of a muscular load placed upon them these days. Since we're not exposed to the same loads or challenges that people were in the ancient past, and even in the recent past, our bodies haven't developed to the same extent. Even the level of training that our elite athletes undergo doesn't come close to replicating that.

    The author concludes by saying that although we certainly don't want to go back to the brutality of earlier times, there is more we can do in our present era to maintain a level of fitness superior to that of the typical average male.

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    #2
    This Post May be NSFW

    National Geographic published a great article on Neanderthals in which they presented an authentic reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman. They named her Wilma as it turned out she had red hair and freckles similar to Wilma's appearance in the "Flintstones." She was probably considered quite appealing in her day. Go to their website for more information.

    Remember, any Neanderthal woman could take down Schwarzenegger in his prime in an arm wrestling contest. A perusal of the Neanderthal female body structure shows just how powerful her physique must have been. Enough to make many modern males feel ashamed, I'd venture.

    In the interest of science and for humanity, I've included two views of reconstructed Neanderthal woman taken from NatGeo. The first view presents a closeup of her face. In the second view she is hunting, as females and children probably hunted with men in order to satisfy their thick, muscular bodies' insatiable demand for calories.

    She is properly depicted naked as summers would have been warm, even during glacial periods, and Neanderthals probably would have gone unclothed in order to shed heat from their stocky bodies. I feel science gives me the right to portray her accurately and those who have dirty minds and/or are seeking a cheap thrill are advised to go elsewhere.

    One look at her and you can see why Schwarzenegger wouldn't stand a chance.

    Nor would the rest of you, probably.
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      #3
      WHOA WHOA WHOA NUDIE PICTURES NWS!!!

      lol

      Im a big pussy, I agree with the author... at the same time humans are not "survival of the fittest" unless you want to get analy raped daily in jail. Man has grown tender, simply because of the times, people care about others, its a good thing I personally think. Back in the day it was kill or be killed now that mentality makes you look like a stupid gangbanging thug whom are single handedly removing their stupidity from the streets (thank you). Mankind has moved into an era where when you need food you can go to the store, when those around you are hungry or tight you can buy their dinner for them, you dont have to go out and spend all day hunting food, NOW because it is a simple trip to the store and not a day hunting we pay in other ways, like working all day to have the money to just buy things.

      I dont think we have turned into vaginas, we have EVOLVED into mostly caring beings whom dont need to show our manlyness to survive.

      A video I saw recently concluded with an officer being shot 4 times, then being run over by the guy whom shot him (later dying), the offender was ultimately killed when a passerby went to the officers aid grabbed the officers gun and shot and killed the guy whom was working to reload his handgun (all happening out of view).

      Beyond being a ****ty story, it shows that men still have the Neanderthal traits (suppressed), kill or be killed, stepping up, jumping into danger, joe schmoe whom was like 50 yrs old took a mans life in a time when that usually lands you in jail for life, its considered bad and not ok... he took a firearm from a dying police officer and shot and killed a man. We live in a time where that action is RARELY required, but does happen, I would say its impossible to compair because actions and traits of the Neanderthals were reqired daily of them, and those traits are unacceptable now adays.
      There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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        #4
        And when we move to outer space, we will become still more frail. Our brains however will continue to grow in size as long as it serve our evolution.
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          #5
          Stone age (hell on up to at least the middle ages for just about everyone) life expectancy was 20,25. The rare 40yr old was considered ancient. I'll take the trade. OTOH, the fossil evidence shows that we haven't changed pretty much at all since our ancestors muscled in on the neanderthals (speaking of which... the theory that neanderthals were superior to us was settled, permanently. It may have been that the Neanderthal physiology was better suited to a cold Ice age climate than us skinnier humans, but we outcompeted them on thier home ground, driving them to extinction 14000 years ago...if they had been better-suited than us to the environment, it woulda gone the other way round and we'd all have brow ridges and short upper arms...). There are other factors going on that are more important.
          Take an early h. sapiens who's mom could take on Ah-nold, and let him work as little as a typical whitecollar guy today works, and he'll end up just as wimpy. Put a modern whitecollar guy on an exercise regimen from hell, and, given that he's prolly half a foot taller and in better initial physical conditiion due to vastly better nutrition than in the old days, and he'd mop the floor with the stoneage dude.
          Olympic records have a way of getting broken every time they hold them as well, giving lie to the "we're all getting wimpy" theory. If we were all losing it the old records would stand and soon be unattainable. Those of us that put in the effort are now doing 100yd dashes or marathons in times that'd make athletes from the old days freak the hell out.

          We've gotten lazier and softer cuz there's no penalty for being so in a technological society, and far less advantageous. If we keep the trend up for another hundred thousand years, you might see a biological result. But evolution works far too slowly for it to have any effect at all on us as a species since we became one, let alone since the blink-of-an-eye ago industrial revolution.
          Me, I'm far more worried about what we're doing to ourselves evolutionarily speaking when the smart ones of us don't reproduce enough to replace ourselves, and the mouthbreathing roomtemp IQ's among us are breeding like flies....bad longterm juju there!
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            #6
            ^^ Idiocracy, the movie, to a T!

            That's it, gotta go find a smart chick and start humping!
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              #7
              Do it for the good of humanity!

              heh... nerd chick pickup lines
              '90 AWD Protege, full GTR drivetrain swap, ~320 whp daily driver, RIP, and
              '90 AWD Protege, yet another GTR swap, Open class rallycar with a Toyota GT4 gearbox swap, thus crossing the line between hobby and mental illness. And a Brabus E55 K8, removing all doubt.
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                #8
                a good couple:

                I'm a valence electron, will you help me complete my shell?

                Will you be my integration factor?
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                  #9
                  She looks like she would beat you over the head and drag you home to "her" cave where she would most likely assume the top position after making you wash off "your"porn hieroglyphics from the cave walls.
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