New scam. Warning for us older guys

[Turpro]

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works:Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask fora ride to McDonald's.You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

[white-lightning]

lol.

[goldstar]

Thanks for the heads up. Do you think CP could set up a group buy on wallets?

Happy Motoring!

[bomdoutscort]

lol. Make sure your wallets are empty lol.

[323 mazda]

[MD323]

Chris,

I'm sorry to inform you this effect young men too, by the way where did you say you bought them bulk? I'm out

[Yoda]

Bahahahahaha!

Poor guy!

[wheresthericego]

Which Lowes do you shop at? I will be sure to frequent that specific location. If you're smart you will keep a decoy wallet in your pocket and the good one hidden

[SgtRauksauff]

Damn. I need to move. The only girls that try that around here are the nasty toothless vomit-smelling kind, that immobilize you with their visceral putrescence. Boob came out alright, it was leaking some kind of thick green pus. Smeared it on the window, I had to get some bleach to actually clean it off, and some got on the paint and actually burnt right through to the metal. The interior got so saturated with the smegmatic odor that I ended up ripping out the seats, carpet, headliner, and all the porous plastic on the interior, just to be able to breathe when I'm in the car. Plus, something got onto the seat before I took it out, now my crotch has a rash and is itching all the time!

[wheresthericego]

damn. I need to move. The only girls that try that around here are the nasty toothless vomit-smelling kind, that immobilize you with their visceral putrescence. Boob came out alright, it was leaking some kind of thick green pus. Smeared it on the window, i had to get some bleach to actually clean it off, and some got on the paint and actually burnt right through to the metal. The interior got so saturated with the smegmatic odor that i ended up ripping out the seats, carpet, headliner, and all the porous plastic on the interior, just to be able to breathe when i'm in the car. Plus, something got onto the seat before i took it out, now my crotch has a rash and is itching all the time!

lol

[4gethonda]

holy ****, this thread made me spit my water all over the key board


****ing halarious, i think we need a group buy on these wallts

[MazdaNoob]

Damn. I need to move. The only girls that try that around here are the nasty toothless vomit-smelling kind, that immobilize you with their visceral putrescence. Boob came out alright, it was leaking some kind of thick green pus. Smeared it on the window, I had to get some bleach to actually clean it off, and some got on the paint and actually burnt right through to the metal. The interior got so saturated with the smegmatic odor that I ended up ripping out the seats, carpet, headliner, and all the porous plastic on the interior, just to be able to breathe when I'm in the car. Plus, something got onto the seat before I took it out, now my crotch has a rash and is itching all the time!

wait ... they were that bad and STILL GOT A RIDE ???????????

[atomicEGT]

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