Official 2012 whatever thread

[89BG 323]

what happened?

[Wilyb]

Euro going down, Ford to acquire Renault


Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault "Clio" and the Ford "Taurus", they have designed the "Clitaurus"..

It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

[DuRWooD]

Ha! You come up with that?

[irishkev90]

On a completely different note. One could soon purchase a new Ford Duratec/Mazda MZR made from carbon fiber. Read it here: http://www.thecarbonfiberjournal.com/?p=770

[monoxidechild]

^
OMG! as the owner of a MZR myself, i am most def a fan.

[riverrunnernky]

Ok I give up searching for parts on F/S, I have a broken BG axle rh and the short shaft is welded to the bearing and outer shaft. So if anyone within 250 miles has these parts to sell let me know here. The car is down in a Wal Mart parking lot with the joint broken at the hub, little warning this time.

[bomdoutscort]

Ok I give up searching for parts on F/S, I have a broken BG axle rh and the short shaft is welded to the bearing and outer shaft. So if anyone within 250 miles has these parts to sell let me know here. The car is down in a Wal Mart parking lot with the joint broken at the hub, little warning this time.

So you need an axle and half shaft? If so let me know by pm and lets work something out.

[MazdaNoob]

woke up this morning to find my phone ( work supplied and essential) in a puddle of my daughter's cat's PISS .. not fkn happy

anyone have a cheap crackberry 9800 torch for sale ?

[riverrunnernky]

Sometimes Jesus is the answer.....

Shall the kitty go see the lord. The lord has little use of electronics. The kitty, only his father would put up with that nonsense and still love it.

My number 9 shoe would be protruding through the nostrils from the diff end, if it had happened to my phone.

I'm sorry, but that kind of crap if fckin evil, (phone urination) and I'm known to send evil back to hell as that is where its place Is.

Not my place to send a cat to hell but the place of judgment I can assist. Don't misunderstand me, I love animals, but just as humans not all animals have sound minds. And I believe they have heart also.

Something is up with the animal... Is it's name 'Chucky'?

[Wilyb]

It looks like they'll be calling me back to my conductor job!! Employment insurance was (is) going to pay me $400/ week net, 800 / 2 weeks...As a freight train engineer/ conductor I was clearing $2400/ 2 weeks...Crossing my fingers...they derailed a locomotive in the yard last night, took a drive by to go look as well as to do some PR, (better known as ass kissing) with the transportation superintendant, when he told me I could be called any day now...Yoohoo!!

[bp_turbo'd]

awesome

[dustinlib]

Ok I give up searching for parts on F/S, I have a broken BG axle rh and the short shaft is welded to the bearing and outer shaft. So if anyone within 250 miles has these parts to sell let me know here. The car is down in a Wal Mart parking lot with the joint broken at the hub, little warning this time.

hey, bluegrass pull a part down on 7th street has a dx pro and an escort GT, I think they both still had axles in the trunks.

[riverrunnernky]

Not sure the DX is the same, however when did these 2 come in, I call tomorrow. I check them often as I call weekly for 93-94 Ranger parts, 90-91 LX, 91-96 EGTs and Tracers, and 87-89 323 gtx. This yard is a small one but I check it all the same. It could save me big on fuel not to leave town. A&A in Berea KY sucks... I called Bourbon auto they have bought out Stone next door to them. Bourbon has a Pro but cannot tell me if it's and LX or DX, so I must drive out to BFE to see what they have. Country people as heck but stand up folks, won't gouge you nor shoot you upon entry of their place. Ol Kentucky, the savage yards here can be fatal. Lmao

Thanks

[dustinlib]

they've both been there for several months, i know I've picked quite a few things off the escort already.

[riverrunnernky]

What year pro do they have? I need 90-94 LX, it be the same as the 91-96 EGT and Tracer for axles. I was there in Dec and I picked all I could on the Rangers no Mazdas in my range, the EGT I didn't think to ask for. I just don't know if the DX/LX pros are the same axles or not. But if they had one I would measure to see if they have it.