Why Minnesota Sucks (warning, profanity)
So today, I was in a pretty good mood. I got paid, picked up the new Lenny Kravitz CD (excellent btw), the sun is shining, and work didn't totally suck.
Then, I get home. In the mail is a fat envelope from the Minnesota Department of Revenue. I'm being audited. Apparently, there was a mistake on my 2001 taxes, and they claim I got back too much for a refund. WHAT?!? 2001? You ****ers didn't check my math THREE ****ING YEARS AGO, and now you're after me?
Here's the worst part: The useless dickless ****faces have the ****ing GALL to charge me interest! They say I owe them over $300, of MY ****ING MONEY that THEY GAVE ME BACK, back in 2001! What the ****? Are those assholes really so completely useless that they have nothing better to do than to harass me for three hundred ****ing dollars? Go chase after some big company; those ****ers cheat the government out of MILLIONS every year. But no, these goat-****ing pricks have to hit ME up for more money.
I'm going to fight it. I'm going to double-check EVERY GODDAMN LINE of that ****ing form, as many times as it takes to prove these ****ers wrong. Before I give them ONE THIN ****ING DIME of MY money, I want to see PROOF that I made a mistake, and I want to know why some ****bag at their end didn't catch it. You want the ****ing money so bad, PROVE to me that you deserve it, you pointless lumps of elephant ****.
I ****ing hate Minnesota. I was down on this piece of **** state before, and now I REALLY want out. **** these assholes.
Then, I get home. In the mail is a fat envelope from the Minnesota Department of Revenue. I'm being audited. Apparently, there was a mistake on my 2001 taxes, and they claim I got back too much for a refund. WHAT?!? 2001? You ****ers didn't check my math THREE ****ING YEARS AGO, and now you're after me?
Here's the worst part: The useless dickless ****faces have the ****ing GALL to charge me interest! They say I owe them over $300, of MY ****ING MONEY that THEY GAVE ME BACK, back in 2001! What the ****? Are those assholes really so completely useless that they have nothing better to do than to harass me for three hundred ****ing dollars? Go chase after some big company; those ****ers cheat the government out of MILLIONS every year. But no, these goat-****ing pricks have to hit ME up for more money.
I'm going to fight it. I'm going to double-check EVERY GODDAMN LINE of that ****ing form, as many times as it takes to prove these ****ers wrong. Before I give them ONE THIN ****ING DIME of MY money, I want to see PROOF that I made a mistake, and I want to know why some ****bag at their end didn't catch it. You want the ****ing money so bad, PROVE to me that you deserve it, you pointless lumps of elephant ****.
I ****ing hate Minnesota. I was down on this piece of **** state before, and now I REALLY want out. **** these assholes.
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